The Galactic Empire needs you!
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 8:11 am
No doubt you have seen the Rebels' recruitment ads plastered all over the Holonet. "But they're not the Rebels anymore, Admiral Schneider. They've formed the New Republic!", you doubtless think to yourself at this very moment. But have a closer look at their phrasing:
"Join the Resistance!"
Clearly their leadership recognizes itself as the plucky little rebel group it still is. They can do nothing but complain and destroy. They are incapable of providing the "freedom" they promised. They have no vision for the vast territory they've conquered. We must take it back from them.
So join the Imperial Navy!
Enjoy the protection of the mightiest Navy ever assembed!
Fly the most advanced fighter craft ever built
and restore order to the Galaxy!
"Join the Resistance!"
Clearly their leadership recognizes itself as the plucky little rebel group it still is. They can do nothing but complain and destroy. They are incapable of providing the "freedom" they promised. They have no vision for the vast territory they've conquered. We must take it back from them.
So join the Imperial Navy!
Enjoy the protection of the mightiest Navy ever assembed!
Fly the most advanced fighter craft ever built
and restore order to the Galaxy!